One of those movies scenes where someone sinks entirely into the water in a bathtub

I want a nervous person to speak at my funeral

I want it to be raining a little

I want a medium amount of people at my funeral

A large amount of people would seem too much like a movie

A small amount of people would also seem like a movie

but sadder than the movie with a lot of people at my funeral

I want to be cremated when I die

because I have a fear of waking up in my coffin

I don't care where my ashes are spread

because I won't be alive anymore

so it wouldn't matter to me

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